Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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