Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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