Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.