Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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