Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris made time wait.