Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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