Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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