Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.