Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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