Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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