When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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