When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.