When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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