When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.