When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.