Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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