Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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