Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.