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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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