Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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