Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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