Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.