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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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