Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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