When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.