When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.