When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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He waits.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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