When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.