Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.