Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.