Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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