Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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