Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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