Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.