Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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