Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.