Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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