Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.