Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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