Joke #6225

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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