Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel.
After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead.
No sign of the blonde.
After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore.
They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink.
After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan.
When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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I think that it is better to give that to get.
You have a very generous thinking.
Are you a humanitarian?
No, I’m a boxer.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."