Joke #6246

Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.

There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.

Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.

Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...

The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"

To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.