Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing.
One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice.
The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room.
She wakes her husband up:
Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?
A: The Nashville Predators.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer.
It was to keep his teeth in.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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