Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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