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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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