Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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