Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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