Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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