Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.