Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.