Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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