Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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