Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.