Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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