Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.