Joke #5340

Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Vote: has 48.13 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, soccer
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Vote: has 79.77 % from 66 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Vote: has 73.58 % from 68 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris