Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.