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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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