Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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