Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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