Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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