Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.