Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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