Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.