Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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