Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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