Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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The weights do.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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