Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.