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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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