Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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