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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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