Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.