Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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