Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Vote:
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Vote:
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Vote:
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Vote:
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Vote:
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Vote:
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Vote:
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Vote: