Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore