Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.