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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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