Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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