Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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