Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.