Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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