Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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