Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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