Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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