Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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