Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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