Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.