Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Result: The time is still running.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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