Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.