Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.