Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.