Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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