Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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