Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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