Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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