Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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