Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.