Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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