Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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