Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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