Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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