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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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