Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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