Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.