Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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