Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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