Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...