Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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