Joke #6289

Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Vote: has 75.95 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Vote: has 32.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Vote: has 76.01 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time