Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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