Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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