Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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