Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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