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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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