Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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