Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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