Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.