Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.