Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.