Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.