Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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