Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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