When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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