Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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