Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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