Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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