Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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