Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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