Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.