Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.