Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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