Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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