Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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