Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.