Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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