Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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