Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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