Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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