Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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