Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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