Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.