Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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