Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Result: The time is still running.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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