Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.