Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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