Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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