Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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