Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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