It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.