It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.