It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.