When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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His voice is still up there today.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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No Questions asked.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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