When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.