When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.