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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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