When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.