The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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