The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.