The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.