The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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