The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Twice.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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