The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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