The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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