The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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