The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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