The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"