The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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