The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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