Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.