Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.