Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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