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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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