Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.