Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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