Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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