Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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