Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.