Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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