Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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