Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...