Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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