Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.