Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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