Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.