Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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