Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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