Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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