Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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