Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.