Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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