Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.