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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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