Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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