Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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