Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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