If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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