If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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