If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.