If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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