If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.