If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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