If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Vote:
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Vote:
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Vote: