If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.