If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.