If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.