Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.