Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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