Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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