Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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