The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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