The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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