The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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