The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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