The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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