The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.