The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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