The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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