The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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