The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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