The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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