The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...