The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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