The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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