The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.