The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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