The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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