When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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