When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.