When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.