When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.