When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.