When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.