When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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