Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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