Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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