Joke #3705

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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