Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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