Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.