Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.