Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.