Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.