Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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