Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.