Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.