Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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