Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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