Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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