Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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