Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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