Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.