Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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