Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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