Joke #6380

You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Vote:
has 72.57 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Vote:
has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Vote:
has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris