You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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