You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.