You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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