You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.