You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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