You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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