You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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