You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!