Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.