Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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