Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.