Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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