Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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