Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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