Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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