Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.