Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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