Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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