Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.