Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Period.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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