Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Vote:
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Vote:
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
Vote:
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Vote:
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Vote:
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Vote: