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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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