Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.