Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.