Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.