Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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