Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.