There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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