There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Twice.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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