There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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