There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.