There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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