There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.