There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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