There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.