There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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