There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.