There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.