There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.