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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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