Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.