Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."