Joke #10193

Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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