Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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