Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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