Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.