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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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