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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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