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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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