In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.