In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.