In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
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Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
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