In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Vote:
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Vote:
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Vote:
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote:
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Vote:
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Vote:
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Vote: