In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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