Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.