Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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