Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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