Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.