Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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