Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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