Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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