Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.