Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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