Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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