Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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