Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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