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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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