Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid