Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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