Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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