Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.