Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.