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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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