Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.