Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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