Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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