Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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