Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan.
When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report.
"Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!"
"OK, that's it, guys," Roger said.
"This is positively the last deal."
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Mama Bear and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand.
The judge says, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "No," Baby Bear replies.
"He beats me."
The judge then asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies.
"She beats me too."
So the judge says, "So who do you want to live with?"
Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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