Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
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All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.
Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
The coach says to the boxer encouragement words:
The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."
The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water?
A: Swimmers are farting.
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