Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
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Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!
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A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic?
A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.