What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower.
In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole.
So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?"
Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee.
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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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