Joke #6811

2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"

"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."

How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".

Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

Three couples are having a picnic. One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey." The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar." Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."