2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?"
"Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?"
The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.