If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.