If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.