If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.