Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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