Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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