Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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