Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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