Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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