Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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