Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.