Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.