Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.