Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.