Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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