Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".