Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.