Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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