Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris