Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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