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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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