Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.