Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.