Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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