Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.