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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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