Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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