Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.