Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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