Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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