Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore