Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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