Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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