The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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