The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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