The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.