The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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