The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.