The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.