The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.