The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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