Joke #9533

The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Vote: has 37.27 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris