The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.