The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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