The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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