The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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