The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.