The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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